Species called as Programmers

Yesterday some one asks me in the interview that who is a programmer and what are his qualities?

The programmer is the special creature of Almighty, so I answered interviewer after taking the God name so that what ever I say God will back me up.

There are two kind of programmers one who search and copy the code from any where around the globe and the ones who don’t search and copy, they just try to code the program so that one day their code start running faster then Shoaib Akhtar. After some time they don’t know from where the code starts running and where it’s gone (inherit the qualities of Shoaib).

Programmer as I defined earlier a special creature of God. They acquire the properties from their tier programmers, so that they make the same mistake and give the same excuse.

Some company don’t let the programmer out from their software house, not even in the lunch time as the programmer may be planning to go for an interview at another software house, and some give software house give the programmer ample time including Saturday holiday but those programmer have no where to go, not even for the interview.

Programmer and Team Leader have some difference. Every programmer has to hear the advice Team leader. But this doesn’t apply for programmer; programmer is such kind of guy who has no say, not even to his family. He use the both ear well, one for hearing the speech and other one to pass it out without troubling the brain. Only God keep hearing him and once the God took notice of his pledge, that’s the horrible day for Team Leader.

Some programmer come software fresh in the morning, other won’t because they work all night in office.

Programmer has the whole faith on this saying that no one come in this world with skills particularly programming skills and keep the faith alive as he wants to go in the grave with same level of skills.

Every one say that programmer is the one who not only the use the skills but who maneuvers his skills, so the bad programmer just search and copy the code, while the good programmer who search from various places, compile the code carefully and generate it wisely.

Good programmers are the gift of the God to the software house, and the bad programmers are also the gift of God, as they are the sign of death to their fellow colleagues.

A programmer has a very specific and effective advantage over others. You give the structured code but the code wouldn’t giving the require result, they will make the code unstructured and in the correctly running form.

In the end of this weird speech, I conclude that a programmer is like the Bangladeshi Cricket team, who can not win the tournament but will spoil the show by beating the good team.

Merchant Dreams

Badee Banee The Jalib Sahab

بڑے بنے تھے جالب صاحب، پٹے سڑک کے بیچ
گالی کھائی، لاٹھی کھائی، گرے سڑک کے بیچ
کبھی گریباں چاک ہوا اور کبھی ہوا دل خوں
ہمیں تو یونہی ملے سخن کے صلے سڑک کے بیچ
جسم پہ جو زخموں کے نشاں ہیں، اپنے تمغے ہیں
ملی ہے ایسی داد وفا کی کسے سڑک کے بیچ

My peoples our days are now counted

with 13 day in progress of the Isreal war against Lebonan. i am sitting some thounsand miles away from the terriorty where the blood shedding is going on like the Isreals doing their rituals, another attack on Gaza Strips and our leaders are sending peoples to isreal for betterment of the links between us and them .. hmmm thats good following the path where many arab leaders are walking to. yesterday night i was seeing the pictures of the martyer of young lady Layal Nejib who was the freelance photjournalist killed when she was evacauting with familes and missile landed on their vehicle . Sad. day after yesterday i read that US is pumping its prescion guided missile to Isreal, and today i saw President Bush was hand shaking with Saudi foreign minister, thats strange. Peoples saying that there is a pin drop silence in the Arab Leagues, no meeting held in 13 days at OIC. thats cool.
If our Leaders thiking that Isreal is only after Shia movements like Hamas and Hizboullah, thats their biggest mistake. cant u see that one day they may interfere the holy gathering at Maakah , might want to see who is coming for performing our biggest religious rituals, i think the days are not far away that they will approve or disapprove for going there if our leaders continue to be scratching their skull( most of them are bald) and thinking that its better not to open their mouth against their policies.
Leabonan after the full invasion of Isreal might result in another face of the iraq, where the fight between different sects of islam began soon after the invasion of US. Isreal will kill highly rated scholar from each sects, planting bomb in mosque and smashing car bombs on the other sects gathering, and after ward they will just enjoy the heat comes when the two sects fight against each other. and they can go on and invade other country.
Possibly they are trying to come as near as possible to Iran and Syria, so they can give the some best ground to their troops to attack on the Iran and Syria.
So my request to all the peoples who are reading ( and i am sure there will some ) this blog to rethink our hatred with our peoples, and if we will remain devided on every occasion then it might our turn that our sweet home become mass of concrete.

last month of total madness

Its been a 30 days of total despair, heart breaker and final ended again on a bad note for me. Start with a 9 th of june with the joy of kick off and shocking news which mounted my misseries. the passion of WC swept in flash, and i got myself dedicated to solve my misseries, but nothing work and i just sat down thinking is in my fate. by then i got involved in WC then my favourite team England wasnt playing well, winning matches narrowly and finally losing on same style. Italy by then got my support and they were playing good beating Shevchenko Ukraine and last minute goal by grosso in extra time ,God help nicer then ever. Zizous act of madness cant be taken away the credit of a big player he was. and he is everly a KING of the Gr8 game.

My Finest Memories and present

yester day i was surfing on the net, i looked the audio clip of the Dhoop Kinary Drama song. immediately i downloaded that song, it reflects the soothing effect even when i was child.
My trip to india was way back in early 1990s, i remmber my relatives got that drama on the video cassettes. and when where thats wonderfull music played , it just trickle down on me. it is amazing. at that very age i didnt know who is in the drama and who is directing , but that songs appeal me. all praise to every one who participate in it.
as i m wrting one para of that lyrics , i hope you would hear the same music, the same majestic tune which year after year keeps me conecting to it. i hope that i might not make any mistake in writing the roman urdu.

jane teri khooii hoi yaad aai
jaisee veranee mein chupke see bahar aai
jaisee saharoon mein hole se chalee badee naseeem
jaisee beemar ko beewajah qarar aajaye

yeh hath salamat hai jab tak is Khooon mein harat hai jab tak

Azad hai apne zikruu amal
barhpoor khazeena himat ka
eik por hai apni har saaat
imroz hai apna har farda


yeh shamo sahar yeh shamsoo qamar
yeh khaqar o kokab apne hain
yeh looh oo qalam
yeh tabloo alam
yeh malooo hasham
sab apne hain
yeh hath salamat hai jab tak
is khooon mein haraat hai jab tak
is dil mein sadaqat hai jab tak
is nukht mein hai taqat jab tak

Another Master Piece

Merey hathoon main qalam hay, merey zehan main ujala.
Mujhe kiya daba sake ga koi taqatoonvala
Mujhe fikr hai amn aalam, tujhe apni zaat ka gham
Tu ghurub ho raha hai, main tulu honeyvala.

Barca and Arsenal in finals

the matches played last night and day before yesterday. were truly heart throbbing .

VillaReal i must say that remain a side which had done to much but comes out with empty hand. the first match of the seconf leg of the semis proved to be greatest match, so many attempt made on the arsenal remained fruit less, 2 free kicks went straight in to the lehman hand , one fine save by lehman, and other header passed the woodwork by a whisker. in that particular match ,the only one team was a winner and that was VillaReal.

Requilme found himself as a scapegoat for this unlucky events, where luck seems to gone away some miles away, and they just tried and tried with no reward in shape of goal.

players tears would be enough to give the booast of under rank club.

last night match also held goal less. as the barca show their true class , if u match the style of play of arsenal and barca as they had scored one goals in their first match. u can find that barca plays to their full potential whereas arsenal from the whistle blown tried to defend their small edge over VillaReal. sad moment for Milan who comes to long way and showed the great comsistency with one champion league title in their pocket , one final appearance and this one in semis final in four years span

Some Assesment about last Champions League Matches

With the all eyes on the fight of the heavy weights on the football pitch at Santiago Bernubau stadium and others arenas. The Least we can expects from the matches had happen again this time round.

The fiery Real Madrid again pounded in this Knock Out stage, with the Brilliant strike by none other than Henry of Arenal. i think that with the early entry of Robert Pires, they could easily thrash the Real Madrid. with the only threat from the left flank as the David Beckham shooting the crosses finding the perfect target but not making into the nets. RM defence looks hostile at times.

the other match which i like to comments is the Chealsea VS Barcelona. Barca always been the favourite, despite the pitch dampness making the match a real firecracker. Del-Horno Sent off of course change the tempo of the game , what i feel from the footage i got to see is that both men messi and del werent watching the ball at all . yellow card would be the wise decision. Ian Rooben played really well. it might be good to let him to full 90 minutes. because untill he was on field Chelsea got equally good chances for goals. and Messi played according to his power, prove that he is the first choice playing from the right flank.

the real shockers were the victory of Benfica over Liverpool and juventus jolted in the added time by the minnows Werder Bermen. Lyon getting goal by the Juninuho over PSV. VillaReal equalized with Rangers which should have been complete wiped off the Rangers as the Villa Real got the most of chance and these chances went begging.

AC Milan and Bayer Munich match was best from all the aspects. Stunning goal by the micheal ballack and plenty conversion by the mastero Shevchenko.

Inter came Back strongly after a tough first half as they were way behind from the Ajax. the other half of the match proves good for Inter as they comes from behind and equalized with 2-2.

By Far the Best goal in these two day was of Micheal Ballack giving no mercy to Dida to put even finger to it and Henry dodging four players of Real Madrid ,then swiftly passes the ball into the nets.

Here Comes The Rain Again

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends
like my fathers come to pass
seven years has gone so fast
wake me up when september ends
here comes the rain againfalling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are
as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when september ends


Zabardast Song

Mein nahi manta

Another master piece by Habib Jalib

Who will be crowned Champion of the Champions

Since the World Cup 2006 is just some months away, and what we will expect to see should be a awesome acts of skills, class and fitness.
Germany is always been the hub of the football, and this time it would more then Bundes Liga.A World Cup. Every one is eyeing on the trophy and even to Country like Pakistan it possess great excitement where each child dream about a Cricket Star.

As now the teams have qualified , some monster team enter easily , some got difficulty to get in final line up, some decent team kicked out from the World cup like Turkey.

It is very hard to predict the best of best ,who ll take the trophy. We got teams like Brazil , Argentina, England, Italy ,France and Spain who supposed to be the heavy weight of this game. and some teams like Ukraine and Swizerland who are new commers in this big events.

What I think that from the Europe teams like Spain, Portugal, France and Italy , they are getting difficulty with there line up and formation, some got Overage players like Zidane,Figo, Thuram , Viera,del piaro who share the brilliance but not fit eough to play for this crown. the other team like Ukraine who has the presence of the goal scoring machine Shevchenko might not be the Maradona for Argentina, some what enterence in knock out stages would be greatfull but to expect more is insanity. Chezch Republic also has the same thing like Ukrain has as Chezech got pavel Nadved.the Team i would see as to be on the one of the spot the semis will be England. Since they got the brilliance of the Frank LAmpard, Ferdinand, Terry, Gerrad, Sole Campbell Ashely Cole and none other then the Perfectionist David Beckham. But i would like to add certain notes for the England team strategies, as they has to be aggressive to beat the team like Brazil and Argentina.and the individual brilliance would not steal the World Cup.

From South America , the Big guns should be look forward to. Argentina got better side with respect to many Euro teams. but what they lack is the considerably match winning performance. And about Brazil what i want to add is that they got the brighter chance then they had in the last world when they ripped all the team apart. Extremely Brilliance not less.Ronaldo , Ronaldinho,Kaka , Juneniho, Robiniho, Roberto Carlos ,Cafu ,dida and many morethey are just out of this world. i wish that both the team should meet in Final to exhibit the greatest match one would never see.

From the Asia and Asia Pacific. Saudia Arabia ,Iran , japan Australia , there presence in the even in the quarterfinal will be a big ask.Africa every time now and then showed that they got the skills and talents to threatens the heavy weight , but from my point of view they have the dimmer chances to be in the knock out stages.

Other Teams like Tobago and Trinidad and many more also wish to perform well in the World cup but to be place them in the knock out stage would be a shocker.

From my little knowledge about the game , i expect that in Semis the team would be Brazil, Argentina , England and one from Europe or Asia.
In the last i wish that England will lift the Cup.

A very sad day for our beloved people

the time was 8:55 , though i wasnt there but can feel the pain, the shouts for help, the mother looking for her beloved child , its all happen with the duration of the just few seconds or minutes. what can i say,.... well prepare yourself for the worst news (posting blog when footage of Margala tower aired).
Some Ulema say it is an indication for qayamat , the presence of Imam mehdi is in near future
well it is all of a suden . and nature hasnt give the chance for moving a bit, jumped out from bed, comes out from schools.

Time less Poem

A Beautifull poem by

Habib Jalib

in my humble appeal that let your self to know what is right and what is wrong.